Recipe Rangers Nonmembership

For a limited time only, there is actually a tangible benefit to becoming an official Recipe Rangers nonmember. And this tangible benefit is…FREE TRADING TOOLS! That’s right, FREE TRADING TOOLS. If you fill out the nonmembership form below and email it to us we’ll send you a pad of tradeable, Genuine Official Recipe Rangers Ultimate Dressing recipes (thanks to Wynderry Press, which was a big believer in both Ultimate Dressing and the future of kenaf). Think of it as a one-time signing bonus for becoming an official nonmember.
But wait: these are not ordinary pads! These pads are printed on 100% TREE FREE KENAF paper. If you don’t know what kenaf is (and you're not alone...most people don’t), click on the kenaf link. Anybody with the free Adobe Acrobat Reader, of course, can download this recipe and propagate it at will. Only NONMEMBERS can get a pad of free ones printed on environmentally smart tree free kenaf paper. So what do you have to lose? Zip, that’s what!

Nonmembership is TOTALLY FREE (unless you want to buy something, of course).
Nonmembership has ABSOLUTELY NO RULES, more or less.
Nonmembership requires no annual nonrenewal.
Your name and addresses won’t go anywhere but the Recipe Rangers computer and on a mailing label on an envelope containing your Ultimate Dressing recipe pad.
You won’t need to clip coupons to get nonmember discounts on Genuine Official Recipe Rangers Nonmember Merchandise.
You can email us whenever you want with:
     Travel suggestions (roads, destinations, restaurants good and bad, etc.)..
     Travel pictures to accompany the above (JPEG files only)...
     Recipes you traded Ultimate Dressing for...
     Effusive compliments and delicately phrased suggestions...
     Links you’ve found to great travel and cooking websites.
You can buy your own unofficial Recipe Rangers hats (we’ll even tell you where).
You can wear really, really dark sunglasses to mask your true identity when conducting recipe trades if you feel this is necessary.
You can commit various social indiscretions and we won’t tell.
Other privileges that may or may not be worth knowing about that may or may not be announced from time to time.